To: Jessica

Gloria is a pretty good match for me. I don’t know about that darned poodle; I guess she needed something to cuddle up to before me. Things are going pretty well. She enjoys my wit, and I like her beauty and charm. I have never dealt with a lady before, and she definitely qualifies. I think in a couple of weeks we will be finishing each other’s sentences.


I could almost write a book about my reservations about my membership. Fortunately, they were miss-guided.

I need to put my membership on hold, perhaps forever; however, four months for now.

Thank you for your effort in mating us.